1. |
Overture
01:44
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Fizzle and the Shlups
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2. |
I Drink Water
02:46
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Drink water by the ton
I think it’s fun
I really like the tap water at your house
I drink it audibly
I slurp it naughtily
I drink it fast
It’s in the past
But when I’m in the pool I tend
To drink some water on accident
I drink it by the ton
Won’t you come and drink some water with me?
I drink it by the ton
I think it’s fun
I really like the tap water at your house
I drink it audibly
I slurp it naughtily
I drink it fast
It’s in the past
But when I’m in the pool I tend
To drink some water on accident
I drink it by the ton
Won’t you come and drink some water with me?
Won’t you come and drink some water with me?
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3. |
Aikido Jermaine
02:31
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I
Peed
On
My
Plane
Aikido Jermaine
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4. |
Fries Away
03:49
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Your picture
Takes up too much space
In my suitcase
Guess I’m gonna have to let it go
Your picture
Takes up too much space
In my suitcase
Oh I’m gonna let it go
While I’m at it
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries
Your face
Takes up too much space
In my suitcase
Gonna have to let it go
Your face
Takes up too much space
In my suitcase
Gonna have to let it go
And tell me this
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries away (fries away)
Don’t steal my fries
Guess I’m gonna have to let it go, yeah
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5. |
Fad Bitch
03:56
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Have you ever been out on the ocean?
Well, I have
Exactly once or twice
Have you ever seen a marine mammal?
Well, I have
Exactly once or twice
And they’re a fad bitch
Yeah they’re a fad bitch
Have you ever been in your back yard?
No, I didn’t think you had
I spend exorbitant amounts of time in your back yard
I’ve seen frogs
Yes, I’ve seen your frogs
And they’re a fad bitch
Yeah, they’re a fad bitch
They’re fad, bitch
Yeah, they’re fad bitch
Yeah, they’re fad bitch
No
I’m a fad bitch
I’m a fad bitch
Won’t you come be a fad bitch with me?
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6. |
Jillian
03:57
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I got a feeling
She would’ve been a bank robber
Sticking up joints with a six-gun
In her hand
Daring
Johnny Law to stop her
Shooting out the back of
Her sedan
She
Is trapped inside a body
Makes everybody
Wanna be special in her eye
I
Don’t like to be a bother
But today
Guess I’m one of those guys
Jillian told me to go
(Sing it already
Alright, hold your horses, hold your horses)
I’ve been redeeming
All my valid coupons
She’s been making hay
Even when the sun is down
She
Knows just which stones to step on
I’m a little stoned
I hope she steps on me
Jillian told me to go
Jillian told me to go
And I walked and I walked
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7. |
Heatwave
02:32
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Won’t happen next year
You pray through the fear
One desperate look in the mirror
As it started melting
You hide from the rays
On the prowl outside for days
You attempt to evade
The hottest touch you’ve ever felt
It touched you
Heatwave
Your blood starts to boil
Heatwave
You crumple like foil
Heatwave
Put your hands on the coil
And feel it burn
Egg on the sidewalk
Bake a cake in your car
But your car was welded shut
The sidewalk was a puddle of tar
The flood’s coming in
Keep saying your prayers
Salt covers your skin
As you breathe in the vapors
Heatwave
Your blood starts to boil
Heatwave
You crumple like foil
Heatwave
Put your hands on the coil
And feel it burn
And feel it burn
And feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel it
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8. |
Swampness Monster
05:04
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Heyy everybody, it’s a beautiful dayyy!
Ugh what a great day! Let’s go over and talk to Clive, hey Clive, how’s it goinggg?
Ohh it’s going ok.
Clive?? Clive?!? You seem… You seem… Line? (sad!) Saaaad
Clive, I can tell something’s wrong. Why don’t you tell us about it, tell everybody about it Clive, come ooon!!
Okay… Well…
The Swampness Monster stole my watch and wore it to the office
I told everyone it was mine, but they just called me jealous
So I pulled out pen and paper and began to write my plot
Kill the Swampness Monster! The one who stole my watch
Shout-out to Terry at the Home Depot for providing me with an inclusive list of everything one needs to kill a Swampness Monster. It is as follows:
2 inches of rope, color optional
A dozen rubber bands
Gardening gloves
An NVIDIA 390 GPU
But most importantly,
3 9-volt batteries, or 9 3-volt batteries
And a gun
Across the street
Mrs. Swampness Monster gardens in the heat
I watch her everyday but she never sees
Just how much she means to me
And as in a lawn chair she reclines
I wonder just how could she be mine?
Perhaps with one less Swampness Monster on her mind
In the dead of night I followed him home
And hid inside his closet
I watched him wash and eat, and as he used the faucet
Pulsing, clenching, dripping sweat, I slithered up behind
KILLED THE SWAMPNESS MONSTER!
No… No.. What? What? Nononono… Why?? Why do they look so similar????
I’ve killed… Mrs… Swampness Monster… NOOOOOOOOOO Take it, Tim
Yo
Hey Ma
Yeah
You’re on the album
Hey that’s pretty cool, how did that happen?
You’re on the album, what do you have to say to the people?
How did that happen?
What?
How did that happen?
It’s happening right now!
What the what?
Uhh anyway, I’m gonna let you go, I killed the Swampness Monster’s wife. Uhh, love you, uhh bye
I love you too, and also-
Ok Tim, you can stop now
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9. |
Ready To Be Had
03:17
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10. |
Red Lobster
02:30
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Frick toaster
Red Lobster
Bitch
Frick toaster
Red Lobster
Bitch
Frick toaster
Red Lobster
Bitch
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11. |
The Chicken
04:06
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The human condition, condition
means to be a chicken. Literally
The human condition, condition
means to be a chicken. Literally
I wanna walk
I wanna peck at the ground
I wanna cock-a-doodle-do around
I wanna walk
I wanna peck at the ground
I wanna cock-a-doodle-do around
Hey!
I wanna walk
I wanna walk
Because the human condition, condition
means to be a chicken. Literally
The human condition, condition
means to be a chicken. Literally
I wanna walk
I wanna peck at the ground
I wanna cock-a-doodle-do around
I wanna rock
I wanna peck at the ground
I wanna cock-a-doodle-do around
Oh
(One more time!)
(One more!)
(One more time)
(Uno mas, uno mas)
(one more! One more time, uno mas!)
The human condition condition means to be a chicken the human condition condition means to be a chicken the human condition condition means to be a chicken the human condition condition means to be a chicken the human condition condition means to be a chicken the human condition condition means to be a chicken
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12. |
Glass Looking Tube
03:38
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I see it shining there in the dirt
Like an egg
So sparkly
I want to find it there
I see you standing in the grass
Like a hen
I want to see you through
My long glass looking tube
So pretty
I know you’ll see me too
I’m thrust into your tube
Under your skin
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13. |
Superray
09:22
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A hundred kilometers under the sea
That’s right
Or a hundred kilometers…
However you want to say it
Lives a very special creature
Only discovered once
In the millennium, its existence
You know I speak of the Superray
Superray with laser eyes
Alright Jefferson
I need you to assemble a five-man team
We’re going to the deep
To find the Superray
But Ben can’t come
I don’t like him very much
I know you always want to bring Ben on our expeditions
But he’s a jerk
He doesn’t get to see the Superray
He doesn’t get to see the Superray
The Superray with laser eyes
I must clarify
Cause there are two Superrays
And the one I’m talking about is the one with laser eyes
The one I’m talking about is the one with laser eyes
Not the one that wears Gucci bags
Not the one that wears Gucci bags
That ray moved into my house yesterday
Which I guess is ok, but I have to say…
I don’t like sharing my room with the Superray
Sharing my room with the Superray
Sharing my room with the Superray
Always leaving stinky socks on my bed
Wow Jefferson, that was fast
Did you just grab all these five people out of the closet just now?
Why were there five people in our closet?
Already wearing the uniform?
Oh that’s the door, ok
That makes a lot of sense
I’ve been leaving through the closet then
Sorry about the hole in the closet
I thought maybe I just had to give it a little push
You know what I mean
Let’s go find the Superray
Let’s go find the Superray
The Superray
The Superray
The Superray, yeah yeah yeah
Super
Ray
Super
Ray
We descend
Aboard our orange submarine
We wanted to paint it yellow
But we didn’t want people to think of the Beatles
Cause we all have Beatles haircuts
It would have looked a little funny
Superray spotted off the port bow, sir
That’s a whale you dummy
We haven’t found
We haven’t found
The Superray yet
The Superray yet
We haven’t found
We haven’t found
The Superray yet
The Superray yet
Uh oh
There’s water coming in
We’ve hit a rock
Good god
It’s coming in so fast
Grab some boards or something
Nails and boards, come on, hurry
It’s up to our ankles
We’re losing altitude
Or whatever you call it underwater
Oh my god
I think this is it, men
We’ll never get to see the Superray
The laser- Yes, the laser-eyed Superray
Not the other one, Jim
Jim’s not coming on our next one either, Jefferson
Idiot.
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